Fundies say the darndest things

Jamen hvad kan jeg sige. Jeg er ikke selv religiøs overhovedet. Tror ikke på gud eller på skabelsen. I hvert fald ikke i den version der står i biblen. Desuden er der historiske fakta der viser at biblen, i sin nuværende udgave, ikke er andet en en række historier udvalgt af de gejstlige overhoveder fra mange år siden. Omvendt syntes jeg at det er helt fint at folk tror på gud (eller lignende), der kan findes hjælp, trøst og sammenhold i religion. Men det er slet ikke det jeg vil snakke om her. Det er derimod de religiøse fanatikere der findes, mere præcist de kristne fanatikere der findes i USA. Jeg har fundet en side, Fundies say the darndest things, hvor folk har samlet en række mere eller mindre interessante udtalelser fra de før nævnte fanatikere. Klik på linket her for at se top 100 over de sjoveste udtalelser. Siden er på engelsk, men den er det hele værd. Jeg kan varmt anbefale at man i det mindste ser top 100. For folk der slet ikke kan overskue at klikke på et link, eller benytter en browser hvor alle links kan betyde døden for deres windows installation (her mener jeg Internet Explorer), har jeg samlet et par guldkorn herunder:

1. "One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."
2. "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."
3. "What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"
4. "LOL, I think that I am the one that is missing something. Because I fail to see how "glyphosate" resistant weeds is an arguement FOR evolution. I do not even know what glyphosate is so how can that be evidence for anything. Maybe for you it is evidence, for me it is just a word that I do not know the meaning of."
5. "Of course it doesn't make sense! I am talking about faith in God, not sense."

Ah ja. Og jeg har kun læst top 50 indtil videre. Det er sgu godt at vi er moderate kristne herovre. ps. "I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it." Hvordan fanden argumenterer man mod sådan noget rod?